10 things I hate about living in Tenerife

1. Flash Harry timeshare reps
2. Under-staffed banks
3. Over-staffed banks with under-qualified personnel
4. Unelco “˜customer services’
5. Surly shop and bar staff
6. Cryptic road junctions
7. Officious public service workers programmed to bark, “˜No!’
8. Big-headed ex-pats
9. Suicidal taxi drivers
10. Boy racers in souped-up Seats

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